A Pig's Tale: Pig Named 6-7 Spared by Miami Dade County Leader.

While perhaps not at the equivalent scale as sparing holiday birds, but the county's top official conducted a Donald Trump moment this week by ceremoniously saving the life of a pig named Six Seven.

Daniella Levine Cava performed the seasonal stunt at the Cuban-themed Latin Cafe 2000 in the center of Miami’s iconic Little Havana neighborhood.

“This pig is innocent. She is worthy of this pardon. Her criminal record is spotless,” declared Levine Cava in a speech with obvious nods to the sheer volume of pardons issued since the onset of a new presidential term.

“Except perhaps for eating six or seven apples per day,” Levine Cava continued. “Let this swine have a lengthy and joyful existence away from worry.”

The gathering, which both honors and questions the area's customary feast of feasting on pork during the holidays, was established to emulate the traditional fowl clemency at the White House.

The animal, provided by a Coral Gables firefighter, was christened after the popular vernacular phrase of young people exclaiming “6-7” – originating from a musical verse – often seemingly at random. The trend became so ubiquitous that a prominent word reference recently made “6-7” its annual vocabulary selection.

A New Life

The pardoned swine is now scheduled to spend its days at a farm sanctuary “away from grills and cookware”, according to the ceremony's official statement.

“The annual pig pardon has become a cherished method to open the holiday season,” said the cafe owner, in a notably cheerful message.

“It embodies the character of Miami: joyful, diverse, and rooted in traditions that bring people together. Every time, we are honored to observe heritage and mercy in a way only Miami can.”

Participants enjoyed a vegetarian menu of croquettes and strong coffee as they celebrated the pig's pardon.